How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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