Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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