if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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