there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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