That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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