quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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