i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Someone came in the potted fern
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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