Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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