I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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