better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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