good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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