420 ftw
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
