Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i love accidental penises.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Mom said you looked used
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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