Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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