Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
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why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He passed out mid-signature
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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