it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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