i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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