Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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