what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
So. Much. Porn.
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