And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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