Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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