There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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