no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
she pinky promised me she was 18
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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