She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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