Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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