i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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I got inside last night via doggy door
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Text me some of your sweat
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