i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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