I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This is my gift to your gina
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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