Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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