He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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