This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
pop tarts are not kleenex
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
