I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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