Umm I'm too high to move.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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