last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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