carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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