Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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