Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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