this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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