Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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