What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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