margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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