Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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