dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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