he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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