I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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