Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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