I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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