Ambien. No doubt about it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Randomize
