did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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