i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
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