dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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