Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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