God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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