i just google imaged poop.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We got so high we made milksteak
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers