we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.