im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
