Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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