The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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